Wonderduck was once an ordinary waterfowl until she swallowed (accidentally? intentionally? who can say) a suspicious promotional USB device labeled totally-safe-toolkit.exe. Inside: a motley assortment of open-source security tools, a half-finished incident response playbook, and someone’s forgotten bash history.

Now she patrols offices, home networks, and poorly configured smart fridges, solving only the smallest cybersecurity problems with medium accuracy and maximum attitude.

She does not speak. She does think. Her thought bubbles are 40% sarcasm, 40% confusion, 30% math errors.

Mission (self-declared): Preventing preventable mishaps like password-on-sticky-note syndrome, rogue IoT toasters, and plugging in mystery conference swag.

If you came here for:

• Enterprise threat intel → you’re lost.
• Serious audit guidance → still lost.
• A duck glowering at weak MFA hygiene → jackpot.

Fourth wall disclosure: This project is a joke that keeps pretending not to be. Please play along.